Nothing is a match for Steve from accounting when you're sitting next to him on his second annual trip to the sales convention in Tampa.
Nothing, that is, but
Babel Babble!
We use proprietary NoiseObliterate technology (with SquelchFast!) to drown out just about any human annoyance.
Just match the masking sound to your surroundings (nothing blocks out German chatter like a good dose of Lärmüberwältigend!).
Then add a touch of tinny white noise or the soothing drone of some brown noise to help mask everything else.
• We don't just quiet the noise. We unleash a plague of sound on it.
• We let you match the masking noise to your surroundings
• Our homebrewed Polyglot Cacophony contains literally handfuls of languages. It's not just a crowd -- it's the U.N. arguing over what food to order in.
• Plus, simulate the moments after languages diverged! Why did Japheth from Masonry just grab your hammer, and why is he now calling himself Bjørn?
